at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
- Fact: The human brain makes you see yourself as 5 times more beautiful than you really are.
- Me: Well fuck
- Actual Fact: It's actually, you see yourself 20% less beautiful than everybody else see's you.
- Me: Thank fuck
- People: You're only a true fan if you were there from the start.
- Me: IM SORRY I WAS BUSY BEING A FUCKING FETUS. BEING A "TRUE FAN" WASN'T REALLY MY MAIN CONCERN.